Sunday, September 29, 2024

Lean on a Gulf Islander (play) by Leanne Dyck Act VI

 Question: Where is KJ? Why wasn't he at the terminal to pick his wife up from the ferry? 

Mystery solved...


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Act VI

Stage directions: Kate centre stage.

KATE (negligee in back pocket) (walks to stage left) (calls): Kjartan... Darlene... (knocks on door)

KJ (enters the stage wearing a woman's robe) (KJ is over-the-moon happy): Hey, babe. And how are you on this wonderfully, fantastic, glorious morning?

KATE: Definitely not as good as you.

KJ: Yes, there's no way you could. Unless you've just had--.

KATE (pulls negligee out of her pocket): I found this at your house.

KJ: In...my...house?

KATE: I found it before Aster did.

KJ: Aster? She's... (gulps)

KATE: Yes, she's on Mayne Island. I drove her home.

Look, Kjartan, you're going to have to tell her.

KJ: Darlene knows.

KATE: And Aster?

KJ (to Kate): No, I haven't told her. I know I should; I know she has a right to know. And I will tell her.

(Stage right and stage left are dark) (As KJ leaves stage right, he removes the robe) (Spotlight on KJ on centre stage)

(to audience): I'll say something like--Aster, I've met someone. I didn't want to; I didn't intend to, we were just friends but now...

(Spotlight on Aster on stage right and spotlight on KJ on centre stage)

(to audience): I loved Aster once. And I still care about her. I can't crush her. I can't...

(Walks to stage right) (Spotlight on Aster in KJ's arms): You'll grow to love it here. I promise.

(Spotlight on Kate on stage left)

KATE: She'll adjust to island life. He'll tell her about Darlene. Whatever happens between the two of them, they'll be okay. Mayne Island is a supportive, caring community. They'll be just fine.


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Lean on a Gulf Islander

Act VII

Question: Does Aster adjust to island life?


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Sunday, September 22, 2024

Lean on a Gulf Islander by Leanne Dyck (play) Act V

 Question: What will Aster think of her new home?

Act V

Stage direction: Kate centre stage. Aster off stage.

KATE: Welcome to your new home. (Throws arms out as if embracing the cabin)

You know, your husband is a genius. He bought most of his building supplies from the thrift shop and what he didn't find there he scavenged from local contractors. This cabin stands as a fine example of island life--simple, uncomplicated. Or, I should say, how island life used to be--in the good old days. Back then people were resourceful, industrious, inventive, but now. Now, everyone wants the newest, the biggest, the best. And the more expensive things are, the more trouble you have. Things break down and then you just have to replace them.

But I'm no better than anyone else. Something catches my eye and I have to have it. (Kate finds a negligee on the floor and quickly squirrels it away in her back pocket. Negligee safely hidden, Kate looks back at Aster who is still off stage).

Come in. Come in, before the mice do.

ASTER (runs, jumps onto stage) Mice?

(Aster's pantyhose are torn, her hair is messy and she's carrying her shoes)

KATE: This is your kitchen, living room, dining room and--.

ASTER: You must be mistaken, Kathleen. This is merely a shed! A broken down, old ruin of one, at best.

KATE: Everything you'll ever need is right here.

Do you know how to cook on a wood stove?

Don't worry, Dar--. (pause) Darling, KJ will teach you. You don't mind if I call you darling, do you? I call all my friends darling.

I feel like a real estate agent. Please, step this way.

(Aster follows Kate)

KATE: This is your kitchen sink.

ASTER: Where's the bathroom.

KATE: Well, this is also your bathroom sink.

ASTER: I thought you told me it was the kitchen sink.

KATE: It is. It's both. And it's also your bathtub.

ASTER: How? I can't fit in there.

KATE: You use a facecloth.

ASTER: Where's the...the...the toilet? (winces)

KATE: We passed it on the way to the houses.

ASTER: On. The. Way. To. The. House?

KATE: Yes, it's outside.

ASTER: Behind a tree?

KATE: Don't worry. It's in a proper outhouse.

ASTER (to audience): Worry? Why would I worry?

Let me think, possibly because I'm stuck in this...this...whatever this is.

KATE: Well, I hope you enjoyed your tour.

ASTER (to the audience): Enjoyed? But it can't be over. That can't be it. There's no espresso machine, TV, microwave, walk-in closet. No...no...bedroom. There's no bed. Where am I supposed to sleep? Do I curl up in a corner like a mouse? It wouldn't surprise me. But there's no corner big enough. Do I hang from the ceiling like a bat? (looks up) There's no hook.

(to Kate): Where's the bed?

KATE: Oh, yeah. The bed. Huh?

ASTER (to audience): If she doesn't know where the bed is, then she doesn't know everything about this place. There could be more. There could be a secret passageway leading to--to--an espresso machine, a microwave, a walk-in closet--. An--an--underground palace.

KATE (steps back a few feet to stand in front of the stage curtain): I don't know what's behind this curtain. 

ASTER (to audience): The passageway.

(rushes to the curtain and pulls it open)

(to audience) And it leads to... (looks)

(to audience) A tiny room filled with a bed, surrounded by books.

(collapses into a chair, head in hands)

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Act VI

Question: Where is KJ?


    


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Sunday, September 15, 2024

Lean on a Gulf Islander (play) by Leanne Dyck Act IV

 Question: How did Kate meet KJ?

(Note: Act III was rather long. So I cut it in half to share it on my blog.)

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Act IV

KATE: Aster. That's a unique name.

ASTER: My father is a botanist. He was enchanted by the late-blooming blue, purple and white flowers. Hence my name--Aster. I detest it. But your name is your name and you should wear it with pride no matter how repulsed you are.

KATE (trying to mask her anxiety by sounding casual but doing a poor job of it) Oh, we met through a...a...mutual friend.

ASTER: A mutual friend?

KATE: yes, that's right. That's how we met him.

ASTER: Whom?

KATE: Your husband.

ASTER: No, Kathleen. My question is who is the mutual friend through whom you made my husband's acquaintance?

KATE (miming rolling down a window): It's hot in here. Don't you feel hot? Or is it just me? I'm always telling my husband that menopause isn't for wimps. I get hot flashes at the strangest, most inconvenient times. And night sweats--don't even get me started. Then there's the grandma arms. You know, flap, flap, flap. I swear I could fly. But it's not all bad, being older, settles your mind. I'm finally figuring out who I am beyond being a wife and a mother. Do you have children?

ASTER: No. I have not given birth.

KATE: Thank goodness.

ASTER: Thank goodness? And what did you mean by that comment, Kathleen?

KATE: Oh, I just meant that I sometimes wish that I could have taken back those years I spent raising my three, not that I didn't enjoy my kids--because I did, I do. It's just that there never seemed to be any time for the things I wanted to do. But now finally, thankfully, all that has changed. Sure I have to be on call for the ferry. We work hard there but I've always liked being part of a team.

What do you do on the Mainland?

ASTER: I shaped young minds and thus prepared them to become contributing members of society.

KATE: Oh, that's nice. My husband's a retired teacher. Although, you wouldn't know he was retried by his schedule. He's always on the go--working for this organization or that one. Volunteers run Mayne Island. You should see the long list in The MayneLiner.

ASTER: Pardon me, to what are you referring?

KATE: The MayneLiner is our monthly news magazine. It keeps us all up-to-date on what's going on on the island. Most of the volunteer organizations do monthly write-ups. Shander writes for the library. The library is over there to your left. It's got a great view of Active Pass. It's worth taking a book out simply to admire the view.

ASTER: Shander sounds like a surname, Kathleen.

KATE: Shander was his mother's maiden name. His full name is Shander James Maebily.

ASTER: James is acceptable.

KATE: Yes, and I like Shander. So, I guess he's doubly blessed.

Would you like to drop by?

ASTER: Stop where?

KATE: At our house. We could just pop in for a cup of tea and something yummy. Shander makes the most delicious cakes and you must be hungry.

ASTER: What now?

KATE: We'd be your first connection--you know with Mayne Island. It helps to know people--especially when you're going through what you'll be going through. I mean, but your luggage it looks like you're planning on staying for a while, maybe the entire summer.

ASTER: Oh, no, it's a lengthier stay than that. I've vacated my house on the Mainland and will be residing on this island permanently.

KATE: Oh. Oh, that's...um...er...a...nice. 

(Kate and Aster mime the car to a sudden stop)

ASTER: What's the matter? Why did you stop the car? Are you out of gas? Is something broken? Is there a mechanic on M--. (leans forward in her chair, peering)

KATE: No, I stopped because a--.

ASTER: What is that creature? Is it a moose? Is it going to attack the car?

KATE: That's a deer. It just wants to cross the road. And where there's one, there's often two. Oh, and babies. Aren't they adorable?

ASTER (to the audience): Adorable? Them? A nuisance. A hazard. But adorable? No. I prefer my venison well done with a glass of wine.

KATE: So, you're moving to Mayne Island. I'm sure you'll really like it here.

ASTER (to the audience): I'm glad she's certain.

KATE: I should have taken you around and shown you where everything is--post office and the gas station and the bakery and the Ag Hall and the church and the... You know everything. It's not too late. Why don't I just swing us back around?

ASTER: Let's focus on the goal at hand, shall we.

KATE: Sure. And so that's a no to the tea as well? We like having visitors.

ASTER: I'm afraid I must decline your invitation, Kathleen. I have more pressing matters at hand.

KATE: Oh, yes Kjar--. Sorry, I meant KJ.

ASTER (opens her mouth to say something)

KATE (rushing on) Marriage is tricky. A dance, really. Sometimes you dance together--sometimes separately. But... (brief pause) 

My oldest got married last year. I told him, 'Don't worry, you'll have fights, discussions, differences of opinion--whatever, it doesn't matter. You can work it out, as long as love is there--in your home, as long as you can find it in each other's eyes. Love--that's all that matters.'

I told them, both of them--why not, I'm the mother-in-law. I can say whatever I like. I said, 'Don't look for a saint. You didn't marry one. You're both mortal. Forgive and look for love.'

I don't know if they heard me but that didn't stop me I said it anyway and something more, 'Dwell on happiness. Forget misery. It's too easy. You'll find id everywhere. Happiness--that's rare.'

'And one thing, more,' I said, giving them hope that I'd soon be quiet. 'Don't worry that your relationship doesn't make sense to anyone else. It just has to make sense to you. When it comes to your love that's all that matters, just the two of you.'

Then I stopped talking--which may have shocked them both.

Well, we're here. This is your new home.

ASTER: Are you certain, Kathleen? Exactly how do you know? There's absolutely no sign of habitation anywhere to be seen.

KATE: Sure there is. Don't you see the footpath?

ASTER: All I see is chest-high grass.

KATE: Don't worry I'll lead you. (Kate leads Aster off stage)


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Act V

Question: What will Aster think of her new home?



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Sunday, September 8, 2024

Lean on a Gulf Islander (play) by Leanne Dyck Act III

 Question: Will KJ be waiting at the dock?

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Act III

Stage directions: Aster and Kate are seated in two chairs centre stage. Kate holds a cardboard steering wheel.

ASTER: You look strangely familiar.

KATE: I work at the ferry terminal

ASTER: Do you reside on Mayne Island? 

KATE: Yeah.

ASTER: Do you enjoy living here?

KATE: I won't live anywhere else.

ASTER: Pray tell, what are this island's positive features?

KATE: I like the peace and quiet; the ocean; the sunsets and the people.

Do you know that after every performance at the Ag Hall, we all help put the chairs away? It doesn't matter who we are or were. We all help.

ASTER (to audience): She likes to live here because she gets to put chairs away. How utterly ridiculous.

(to Kate): How long have you... Have you existed here?

KATE: Ten years.

ASTER: Ten...years... Oh, you poor... (trails off) My husband must have been unavoidably detained.

KATE: That's island time. Where would you like to go?

ASTER (brushes lap, adjusts purse) Go?

KATE: The address?

ASTER (to audience): I always regarded that information as extraneous.

KATE: Don't worry. We'll find--.

ASTER (interrupting): Please take me to Professor KJ Walburn's residence.

KATE: KJ?

ASTER: Yes, he's a landowner; he's building a house.

KATE: Oh, you mean Kjartan.

ASTER: My husband's name is Professor KJ Walburn. 

We've been happily married for twenty years.

KATE (to the audience): Happily? One of them definitely more than the other.

(to Aster): Congratulations! That's great especially when...when... Don't worry I know where he lives.

ASTER: How do you know the location of my husband's estate?

KATE: I... We... My husband and I are friends of KJ and...and... we like him very much. They've--. He's had us over for supper occasionally and we've had him over, as well.

ASTER: You expect me to believe that KJ cooked for you?

KATE: Oh, um...um... yes.

ASTER: Performing domestic chores, such as cooking, is not a skill KJ possesses.

KATE: Mayne Island has a way of changing people.

ASTER: Well isn't that fascinating, um... And your name is?

KATE: Kate.

ASTER: Kate? That's a nickname. What's your given name? Or is it unpronounceable?

KATE: Kathleen.

ASTER: Kathleen, that's lovely. Why would you hide it behind something as plain as Kate? Kathleen is your name and Kathleen is what I shall call you.

Please to meet you, Kathleen. My name is Aster. 

Please tell me, Kathleen, how did you make my husband's acquaintance?

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Lean on a Gulf Island

Act IV

How did Kate meet KJ?



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Sunday, September 1, 2024

Lean on a Gulf Islander (play) by Leanne Dyck Act II

 Question: Why doesn't KJ want Aster to visit him on Mayne Island? What is he trying to hide?


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Act II

Stage direction: Aster centre stage sitting on a chair

Ferry siren sounds

Voice over: This ferry sails to the Southern Gulf Islands, only.

ASTER: Do I have my sunglasses? Did I bring my chequebook? (searches purse)

(quickly stands and starts to pace) What will happen if I get off at the wrong island? How will I get back to Mayne Island? I don't know anyone on any of those other islands. I could be kidnapped and left for dead on some other island and on some other island, and no one would care.

(stage lights begin to fade)

Calm down (sits) Just calm down. Everything will be fine. KJ will be so happy to see me. He'll run to me, arms open--wanting--no, demanding a hug. I'll be a little embarrassed by this public show of affection. But I could never deny him anything. So we'll hug.

He'll say, "I love you."

And I'll whisper, "I love you too."

But we'll wait until we reach the truck to kiss. Then he'll drive us home. The house will be different from our townhouse obviously. But it will be charming and it will overlook the sea.

Voice over: We are now arriving at Village Bay, Mayne Island--transfer point for Saturna Island. Disembarking passengers, please make your way to the car deck.


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