Wednesday, March 30, 2022

Is the Reverend Dead? Ch 12 (a mystery inspired by remote island life) by Leanne Dyck

 chapter eleven: Ms. Matthews invites the women to attend church and introduces them to the congregation. 

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Is the Reverend Dead?

Chapter Twelve

Officer Boyd offers me a chair across from a desk that’s piled high with papers. I resist the urge to tidy. He opens the jewelry box.

“Reverend Paulson’s heart, finger, and eye,” I tell him. And that changes everything. He’s finally taking me seriously. I count the clues off on my fingers. “Ms. Matthews put the poison in the glass. She tried to hide the murder. She hid the body.”

“That’s what you say, but Ms. Matthews has been straightforward and helpful.” He lets that sink in. “But you, you’ve been playing us from the start. The body’s over here. No. Wait. The body’s gone. Ha. Ha. Fooled you.”

“I brought you the Reverend’s body parts.”

“And only one person could have access to those body parts—the murderer.”

“Hmm, pardon me? You can’t possibly think… I told you how I found them.”

He flips through his notebook. “A cat coughed up the finger. A witch gave you the heart. Ms. Matthews was sitting on the eyeball.”

“Yes, that’s right.”

“No, Mrs. Hazelton, that’s not right. Cats cough up hairballs. Witches are in fairy tales, like Snow White. I had a Grandmother. She told me bedtime stories. I’ve outgrown them. I don’t need to hear anymore.”

“I reported the murder. Why would the murderer report the murder?”

“Don’t leave the island, Mrs. Hazelton.”

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Chapter Thirteen


On this blog in April

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I'm excited to share the rest of Is the Reverend Dead? with you. Sundays and Wednesdays in April. I'll publish the last chapter on Easter Sunday--Sunday, April 17

Then... then...

Author Reading
Wednesday, April 20

And...

The Maid (cozy mystery)
Nita Prose
Book Review
Sunday, April 24



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Sunday, March 27, 2022

Is the Reverend Dead? Ch 11(a mystery inspired by remote island life) by Leanne Dyck

chapter ten: Arriving at church early, Mrs. Hazelton walks in on a group of women. None of them attended church--except Ms. Matthews.


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Is the Reverend Dead?

Chapter eleven

Ms. Matthews addresses her par... us from her spot in front of the communion table. “Today is one of those days when I just want to sing at the top of my lungs, ‘Thank God I’m alive!’” She descends the stairs that separate the shepherd from the flock. She can’t do that. Someone needs to tell her to stay where she bel— beside the communion table. “I met with my spiritual group this morning, in the backroom. We meet every morning before church. You’re all most welcome to join us. That could have something to do with my great mood. They always leave me feeling supercharged. And I’m pleased to see that some of them have joined us.”

The newcomers—interlopers—are in my old pew, by the door. The woman with purple hair hasn’t even changed out of her pyjamas.

Ms. Matthews continues, “Mr. and Mrs. Blue and Mrs. Hazelton and our talented organist, Mrs. Clarence, I’d like you to join me in welcoming...” The purple head is the first to stand, encouraging the others. I guess Ms. Matthews introduces them by name. What a shame that I didn’t catch any of them. “For too long we’ve allowed unimportant details to prevent us from worshiping together. Well, it’s time we look past these details. It’s time we realize that we are all faith-based people. It’s time for all of us to build bridges.” 

Well, isn’t that grand? I’m so glad she shared what she thinks.

The Reverend’s eye rides home in my pocket. I’ve taken the earrings, necklaces, and rings out of my jewelry box and that’s where I’m keeping the Reverend’s heart and pinkie finger. I add his eye. Monday morning I take the box to Officer Boyd.

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Chapter Twelve



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Wednesday, March 23, 2022

Is the Reverend Dead? Ch. 10 (a mystery inspired by remote island life) by Leanne Dyck

chapter nine: A mysterious black cat leads Mrs. Hazelton to a witch. The witch claims responsibility for Reverend Paulson's murder.

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Is the Reverend Dead?

Chapter ten

One day follows the next—lost in wonder and worry. Did I meet a witch? Did she murder Reverend Paulson or…? How will I—.

Bz-z-z-z. The sound makes me jump, but it’s only the timer. I pull cookies out of the oven and set them on the rack to cool. As I remove the last cookie from the baking sheet, I hear… Footsteps? Up the stairs, stopping at the porch. The door opens without a knock.

“Hi, Granny.” It’s my grandson, Conner. Through a mouthful of cookies, he explains, “Mom and Dad are wigging out again. They never want me to go anywhere with anyone. I never can have any fun. It’s spring break. I’m suppos’da be on holidays and they put me in jail. Can I stay with you guys?”

He’s at least a head taller than me, but all I see is my fragile angel. All I can say is, “We’ll be happy to have you stay, dear.” Should I have checked with Arthur or my son or my son’s wife first? Maybe but…

“Thanks, Granny.” Conner carries his things down the hall to the spare room.

And it’s too late to check with anyone, he’s all moved in.

***

Sunday morning, I drive through the sleepy island and turn onto the church’s winding, gravel driveway. I’m so early I’ll even beat—. Young Ms. Matthews’ white Mini Cooper has taken the spot reserved for the Reverend. Some nerve. And other cars… I've seen them parked in front of the grocery store, bakery, library, everywhere, but never at the church. They have no business being here. Of course, she’d do something like this. I can’t wait to confront her—see her guilty face. Like a silently approaching storm, I leave my car and enter the church. The lights are off and the pews are empty. A woman’s voice drifts in from the vestry. To guide my way, I slide my hand from the top of one pew to the other.

The lights are on in the vestry. With folded legs, Ms. Matthews sits with the other woman in a circle on the floor. Their eyes are closed; their hands are cupped. Are they about to receive something? Maybe they’re playing a game of button-button who’s got the button.

A youngish woman with purple hair and in pyjamas says, “Send your love out and out and out.”

She says other mumbo-jumbo too and strikes a small gong. On cue, eyes open and hands fold as if in prayer.

“Name Day,” they chant, bowing deeply at the waist. Their heads almost touching the floor.

Bizarre? Certainly. Evil? Potentially.

“Thank you all for coming,” the purple-haired woman says. “Next Sunday we’ll meet at, in… Any ideas?”

“We could meet here again,” Ms. Matthews tells them. “And everyone is welcome to stay for church.” Well, I never! She thinks she can invite these pagans to worship with us.

Ms. Matthews picks up the blanket she’s been sitting on and a round marble rolls out and keeps rolling. Hand on the wall for support, I scoop the marble off the floor before they notice it or me. In my hand, I realize that it’s not a marble. It feels more like a balloon or like a...an eye. Reverend Paulson’s eye. Fighting for my balance, I groan and that draws their attention.

Good morning, Mrs. Hazelton.” Ms. Matthews doesn’t even have the common sense to look guilty. “You should have come earlier, you could have joined us.” She smiles.

The women leave and Ms. Matthews goes into the main church. I can hear her practising her sermon.

To drown her out, I recite the 27th Psalm, “The Lord is my light, and my salvation—whom shall I fear? The Lord is the stronghold of my life—of whom shall I be afraid? When the wicked advance against me to devour me, it is my enemies and my foes who will stumble and fall.” 

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Chapter Eleven



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Sunday, March 20, 2022

Is the Reverend Dead? Ch 9 (a mystery inspired by remote island life) by Leanne Dyck

 chapter eight: Mrs. Hazelton is appalled when Ms. Matthews delivers the Sunday sermon.



"St. Mary Magdalene Church" oil by

 Mayne Island artist Frances Faminow


Is the Reverend Dead?

Chapter nine

I feed Mr. Wiggles two times a day—wet food in the morning, dry in the afternoon. He licks his bowl clean. He’s not fat, just pleasantly plump.

According to the clock on the stove, it’s time to give him his dry food. Usually, he’s wrapping his body around my ankles, frantically crying—fearful that I’ll forget to feed him.

He’s been inside all day—purring on the end of our bed, curled into a tight ball, his long tail wrapped around his paws. I walk into the bedroom but he’s not there now. Nor is he under the bed or in the closet. He’s gone.

Arthur is in the living room, reading the paper.

“Have you seen Mr. Wiggles?”

Without lowering the paper, he says, “He’ll turn up.”

“That’s what I thought, but it’s his mealtime. He never misses and he’s not here.”

I make supper; we eat supper. Mr. Wiggles doesn’t return. I pray that a raccoon hasn’t gutted him. I pray that Ms. Matthews hasn’t filleted him as a warning, as a threat.

I recite the 27th Psalm, “The Lord is my light and my salvation—whom shall I fear? The Lord is the stronghold of my life—of whom shall I be afraid?”

Despite my best intentions, I keep worrying.

As a distraction, I flick on the radio.

“You are the leader of the coven?” an interviewer asks.

Why are they talking about witches? It’s spring, not autumn.

“Yes, that’s right. I’m a Wiccan High Priestess.” Explains a youngish-sounding witch.

“Why are you gathering in the park this evening?”

“We’re celebrating Ostara—our spring-time celebration of re-birth. Everyone is invited to join us. Please contribute cut or potted flowers and help us construct a labyrinth.”

“So Ostara is a spring-time celebration similar to Easter?”

“Easter?” the witch’s cheerful tone turns sour, “Christians stole our springtime celebration.”

Stole?

I put the plate I’m washing on the dry rack.

“For them, it’s about a man dying on a cross, about a battle between good and evil. But Wiccans recognize the importance of both creation and destruction.”

“Devil worshiper!” I throw the curse at her.

Without waiting to dry my hands, I march over to the radio.

Light and dark, female and male. One can’t exist without the other. We need both. Balance must—.”

With a flick of a switch, I silence her nonsense. How's that for magic.

I must have moved too fast. I feel lightheaded and dizzy and collapse into a chair.

Without fanfare, Mr. Wiggles prances into the room—accompanied by a sleek, midnight black cat. Her fur reflects the light. Like a gentleman, he leads her to his dish. She drinks enough water to sink the Titanic. A low, guttural cough rattles her slim body.

“A hairball? We welcome you into our home and you repay our kindness with a hairball?”

But what she expels isn’t a soggy clump of fur. It looks more like...like...raw meat. Revolting! I pull over my chair for balance and stoop to pick up… Bone? I feel bone. Slowly unfolding the paper towel, I see a knuckle and a fingerna—? Without further examination, I toss the bundle into the garbage can under the sink.

Princess Grace is unmoved. After licking her paw and smoothing her whiskers, she stretches and slinks over to the door. She sinks her claws into the door frame and tears off a layer of wood. She looks up at me with soulful eyes—seeming to say, Did I do something to offend you, mere human? She stretches a paw, claws extended. Before she can remove another layer, I open the door. She looks back at me before crossing the threshold. I grab my slicker and follow her. The night is as thick as a blanket, the rain falls in heavy sheets. How can I follow a black cat in this?

Meow, she calls. She glows in the rain—like a flashlight beam. Meow. She leads me into the forest—a foreign place that no longer resembles my island home. Meow. Leaves rustle like ghosts. Stinky spider web feels like lace on my hair, my face. Meow. She leads me over roots and rocks.

I stumble.

Meow.

Some force keeps me upright.

The rain subsides. Moonlight cuts through the dark. It shines on… The Reverend. He’s by a tree. No, he’s hanging from that tree. A rope is coiled around his neck. His hands and feet are bound.

My brain pounds with questions—why, how, who?

“Ai-i-i.”

I nearly jump out of my skin.

“Yes, Reverend Paulson, I’m h—.”

A thrill cackle takes my breath. “He nay be talking to ye, nor any man.” A figure shroud in black steps out of the shadows into the moonlight.

“Who are y—?”

“This be me lond.”

“I...followed a cat.”

“There be nay cat here.” She licks the back of her hand and rubs her cheek, like a cat cleaning its whiskers. “This be me craft.” She swings her hand back indicating the corpse. “Me powers brought him here, into the everlasting darkness.”

“The Reverend is dead?”

“Yey, any man may see.”

“I knew she did it. She had opportunity. She had motive. Ms.—.”

“Twas me craft,” she roars.

“You?”

“Yey.”

“But how? You weren’t in the church when he was murdered.”

“Eye of bat. Hair of toad. Me craft is strong.” The witch waves a doll—wrapped in a black robe, with threads of white hair clipped to its head. A needle pierces its chest.

“But why would you kill Reverend Paulson?”

“For the coven, we act as one to save all. Death to we or death to he. He thinketh he could sweep us to the edge of shadows, but we rise again. We will ne’er fall. Hear me. Mark me.” She tosses a grey palm-sized stone to me. “This gave him life, but beats ne’er more.”

I feel no breeze, but I hear… Creek, creek, creek. The Reverend swings back and forth like a pendulum in the windless night. A moonbeam shines through a hole in his chest where his heart had been.

I fall onto the rocky ground.

I wake on a kitchen chair. Henry is watching TV in the living room. Mr. Wiggles rubs against my ankle. His fur is dry.

I push myself up to stand. In the entrance room, my slicker hangs on a hook. Something is weighing down one side of the jacket. Inside the pocket, I find a…grey stone. The Reverend’s heart?

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Chapter Ten



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Wednesday, March 16, 2022

Is the Reverend Dead? Ch 8 (a mystery inspired by remote island life) by Leanne Dyck

chapter seven: Mrs. Hazelton doesn't receive word that church is cancelled and believes this means that the Reverend is in fact not dead.


"St. Mary Magdalene Church" oil 

by Mayne Island artist Frances Faminow


Is the Reverend Dead?

Chapter Eight

The organist plays. Mr. Blue slouches in his pew. Within minutes, I predict he’ll be sleeping. It’s a typical Sunday. Except, where is young Ms. Matthews? She isn’t in her pew or anywhere else that I can see. She never misses church—not without broadcasting a reason weeks in advance.

The door to the vestry closes with a thud. Young Ms. Matthews walks into the church—back straight, head held high. She places the weathered leather-bound Bible on the pulpit, flips it open, and pulls out some paper. Paper? Is it a sermon? Does she think she can preach to us? Her? She leans into the microphone. “Like Saul on the road to Damascus, God has called me and I am transformed.”

Who does she think she is? I want to storm down the aisle and shake some sense into her. But that wouldn’t be Christian.

“Blink once,” she continues, “and I no longer sit amongst you but now am ministering to you, in this way. I hope I can rely on your support during this hopefully, brief period. I had my doubts but the Reverend insisted. So I stand before you at the pulpit. I hope we can continue to walk this faith journey together.”

“Hallelujah,” Mrs. Blue sings out. “Praise the Lord.” Clearly, Ms. Matthews’ charm has won her over.

The hymns are the same, but the sermon… Oh, the sermon… I find no fault with her delivery. I have no doubt that she has practised for hours, days. No, it’s not how she delivers it. It’s what she says.

“We are all God’s precious children,” she call us. “Bring all your cares and woes to Him. He will relieve you of your burdens.”

Coddling? The road to Hell is full of warm fuzzies. “Yea, though I walk,” I mumble, “through the valley of the shadow of death...”

Mr. and Mrs. Blue are still singing the last hymn when I leave the pew. Every Sunday, on the way out of the church, it’s traditional to shake the Reverend’s hand and thank him for the sermon. But I can’t do that today. I can’t shake Ms. Matthews’ hand and pretend that I’m a member of her flock. I’m no hypocrite. So I slip out of church early.


"St. Mary Magdalene Church" oil 
by Mayne Island artist Frances Faminow


 Chapter Nine



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Sunday, March 13, 2022

Is the Reverend Dead? Ch 7 (a mystery inspired by remote island life) by Leanne Dyck

 chapter six: Is the Reverend dead? If he is, who killed him? Mrs. Hazelton has answers to these questions but she needs proof.

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Is the Reverend Dead?

Chapter Seven

All Saturday I wait for the phone tree to contact me. “Unfortunately,” someone will begin.

“No church?” I practice sounding surprised.

But the phone doesn’t ring.

Saturday is grocery shopping day. The fridge and cupboards need filling.

I hand the list to Henry.

“Aren’t you coming?”

“No, I need to stay by the phone.” Maybe Jeff is right. Maybe life would be easier with a cordless phone—but what about the cancer risk?

“Okay, but you know what happened the last time you sent me. I came back with bruised fruit and rotting vegetables. I don’t look. I just grab. Truth is I don’t really know what to look for.”

I follow him to the car.

As quickly as my sore hip will carry me, I navigate the grocery store, procuring produce. At the checkout counter, the clerk wants to talk—always. Perhaps entertaining senior citizens was on her job description. Usually, I don’t mind. Usually, but not today.

“We’re in a bit of a rush,” I tell her.

“Fine,” she huffs and tosses our eggs into the bag. Clearly, I’ve offended her.

Finally, we are back home and before unpacking the shopping bags, I check the answering machine—no blinking light, no messages. They'll be church. Reverend Paulson is not dead.


"St. Mary Magdalene Church" oil by Mayne Island artist Frances Faminow


Chapter Eight



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Wednesday, March 9, 2022

Is the Reverend Dead? Chapter 6 (a mystery inspired by remote island life) by Leanne Dyck

 chapter five: Mrs. Hazelton visits the manse and sees a man Ms. Matthews identifies as Reverend Paulson.

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Is the Reverend Dead?

Chapter Six

Arthur reaches for the teapot in the centre of the table and removes the cozy. He pours us each a cup and then passes me the plate of freshly baked Icebox cookies.

It doesn’t take him long to pick up on my mood. “What’s the matter? Is the Reverend dead—again?”

“I’m not sure.”

“You’re...not sure?”

“Ms. Matthews wanted me to believe that the man in the bed was the Reverend—and that he was alive, breathing, with his head still attached to his body.” I add two cubes of sugar to my tea. “But she didn’t let me wake him. She wanted me to trust her, but how can I?” I look out the window. Large raindrops slide down the windowpane.”If the Reverend really is alive, he’ll give a sermon. If he’s dead, church will be cancelled. I’m going to pray and wait for Sunday.”

Arthur puts his half-eaten cookie on his saucer and leaves the table. He returns with our beat-up old Scrabble game box. It’s part of our daily routine. Our attempt to keep Alzheimer’s at bay. Arthur picks an ‘A’ out of the bag. Lucky man.

I choose a ‘D’. I keep picking letters and end up with an impossible mess—too few vowels and too many consonants. How can I spell anything?

Arthur strings his letters together to form ‘LAND’. I build down from the ‘D’, adding an ‘I’ and an ‘E’.

“Get your mind off the Rev’s accident.”

“Accident? It was murder.” I pull two ‘L’s out of the bag.

“Or you’ve been reading too many Louise Penny mysteries.” He uses my ‘E’ to make ‘KITE’.

Working down from the ‘K’, I get rid of another ‘I’ and both ‘L’s. “It has to be Ms. Matthews. She had opportunity and motive.”

Arthur foolishly wastes an ‘S’ and makes ‘LANDS’. “Do you really think a member of the congregation could have committed murder?”

“She told me herself that she was responsible for the Reverend’s glass. She could easily have put the poison in the glass and washed it out, afterwards.”

“Thou shalt not kill. Remember that. Ms. Matthews is a God-fearing woman.”

“She didn’t drink from the glass. And why? Because she knew it held poison. That’s why. And she had motive. From the time she set foot on this island, she’s wanted to take over the church. She’s the head of the Woman’s Auxiliary and the altar guild and...and… But that wasn’t enough for her. Oh, no, she wanted to be the Reverend. And now nothing stands in her way. Nothing but...but...me.”

“Helen, you have to get a hold of yourself.” Arthur places his hand on my wrist. “The Reverend had a weak heart. He had a pacemaker. It wasn’t murder. He had a heart attack.”

Of course, I didn’t like thinking of Ms. Matthews as power-hungry, as a murderer. But…

What are the signs of a heart attack? Was the Reverend clutching his chest when he fell? Had he been perspiring?

There hadn’t been a murder. There was no murderer. God had called his son home, I tell myself. I try to convince myself.

But Ms. Matthews had reached for the Reverend’s glass. Reached for but not drunk from it. Why? Why had she told everyone that the Reverend was alive when he was dead? Why was she hiding the body? Why!

Because she murdered the Reverend. There’s no other explanation.

“I’m the only one standing in the way of Ms. Matthews taking over the church.” I gulp. “What if she tries to kill again—the Blues, the organist or me? It’s up to me to stop her. Is the Reverend dead? I have to learn the truth before it’s too late. And there’s only one way to do that. I have to get into the manse.”

“Oh, Helen, leave it be.” That’s easy for him to say. He isn’t responsible for solving this mystery. That’s my cross to bear.

***

On Friday, my oldest son, Jeff, and his family join us for supper. I’m pleased to see them but prepare for my daughter-in-law’s nagging.

Oh, no, we can’t have that. Does that have water in it? We can’t have water. It contains gluten. She’s so silly. No one has died at my dining room table yet.

Marne hands me a plastic container. “Almond cookies for dessert. No eggs, no flour, no gluten.”

Are they made of cardboard? Have eggs joined sugar, meat, and gluten on her list of killers?

Cookies littering crumbs, my granddaughters scamper off to the playroom. My fifteen-year-old grandson Conner teeters back on his chair eyes glued to a fist-sized black box.

Conservation lulls, Arthur fills the silence with, “Granny’s had an interesting week.”

“Oh, really?” Jeff is quick—as always—to pick up his father’s lead. “What’s happened, Mom?”

Arthur begins to tell them, “The Rev—.”

I jump in with the magic word. “Yes, the church.”

And it works its magic. Jeff says, “You’re not the only one who’s living an action-packed life.” He nods at his son.

“He’s just mixing with the wrong crowd.” Marne speaks over Jeff. She can be so rude.

“Breaking and entering.” Jeff squeezes the words in.

“I can’t believe my grandson broke into a house.” I put the proper amount of dismay in my voice but can’t help thinking how helpful Conner’s new skill could be.

“Oh, you better believe it. Thankfully Officer Boyd let him off with a warning.” Jeff adds, “I told Conner he was lucky he was being raised by us and not you guys.”

I can’t recall being especially hard on him and he wasn’t an angel—mysterious dents in the car, cut classes, and more. But I don’t remind him of his tainted past.

Marne follows the men into the living room, leaving me behind with a table full of dirty dishes.

Conner brings the chair’s legs back to the floor and stuffs his black box into his pocket. “Granny, I can dry the dishes.” He has always been Granny’s little kitchen helper. He finds a tea towel. “You know, Granny, we didn’t really do anything wrong. It was this big summerhouse. Nobody ever goes there. We just wanted to see inside. That’s all.”

“We?”

“Paisley and me.”

“Paisley?”

“Just someone I hang around with, sometimes," he's quick to tell me. "Boyd showed up before we could even get inside. He caught me hanging from a window ledge like some kinda monkey.” 

We share a laugh.

I see him sliding open a window and slipping into the manse. It’ll be so easy, for him. Just in and out, just like that. It’ll be fun, for him. Something for us to do together. I’ll keep watch and he’ll peep in at Reverend Paulson. Simple. Afterwards, I could take him to the bakery for a treat. “I guess you learned your lesson.

“Yes, Granny,” he says in a sing-song voice.

“Just to say, you’ve learned from your first try. You’ll be more successful next time.”

“Huh?” He just stands there, tea towel in hand, staring at me.

“Granny is just joking,” Arthur says walking into the kitchen. “Right, Granny?”

I force a laugh. “Oh, yes, of course.” And kiss that plan goodbye.

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Chapter Seven



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