How NOT to act during writing group.
photo by Leanne Dyck
At 11 AM on the last Monday of
the month want-to-be authors met at the local community centre to
lend each other support in the development of their craft. That is to
say, most gathered to lend support. At least one participant had
another reason for her faithful attendance.
Irene stormed through the door
to claim the chair at the head of the table. Her glasses had thick
black arms that coiled over her large elf-shaped ears. Short, cropped, wiry, salt-and-pepper hair framed those ears that stood at sharp
angles away from her head. Two fuzzy, grey caterpillars had crawled
across her forehead but stopped in the middle to do battle and,
mid-melee, had permanently frozen there to form eyebrows.
“Would you like tea? It's
finished brewing,” someone offered.
“Thank you. Yes, I'll have a
cup.” Irene waited to be served. She smiled at the volunteer when a
cup and saucer appeared on the table in front of her. “Cream and
sugar?” Irene took a sip but, before swallowing, rolled the liquid
around in her mouth. Slosh. Slosh. Slosh. She spit it back into the cup.
“Sorry, I forgot. I'll...
Well, I'll try again.” The serf fled and quickly returned.
Others left the table to help
themselves to tea but returned when Irene said. “It's time.”
Irene
rose and unbuckled the straps of her briefcase. Like a knight from Camelot preparing
to display the Holy Grail, she slowly revealed a folder. She withdrew
several sheets of paper and, after distributing them, explained, “This
is my submission. It's entitled The Word Artists. It's a...
Ah, well, to say more would spoil it. I'll just read it. Shall I?”
Prepare to be entertained and amazed, Irene thought as
she added, “Are you ready to listen?”
Those sitting around the table
assured her they were. They were a mixed group—mostly female,
mostly over fifty years of age.
Pleased at their eagerness,
Irene moved to the edge of her chair. “The Word Artist.”
She savoured the words. “Sometimes while in quiescence, other times
while engaged in some menial task, my mind.” Irene paused to slurp
her tea. “My omniscient mind absorbs, manipulates, conceives.”
She set the paper on the table,
placed her hands palms down on either side, and lowered her voice.
“Inspiration.” Irene bounced in her seat at the rhythm of her
words. “Cerebellum fires/Angels whisper/Creation begins.”
“Is this prose?” someone
asked.
“I think it's a poem.”
“Oh, but it didn't start out
that way.”
“Yes, but this part here does
seem to—.”
Irene's heavy sigh was deafening.
But, she thought, I
must be patient with them. They have a lot to learn, and who
better to teach them? “This composition"—Irene ran a hand
lovingly across the paper. “soars above restrictions of genre.
This. Is. An Experience.” Irene frowned at her audience. “Now, please
don't interrupt again.”
``Yes, of course. We're very
sorry,” someone offered, smoothing feathers.
Irene coughed into her hand, rustled the paper, and continued. “I sit at
my ship of journey, computer screen window, pen my magic wand.
“Pen on Paper/The
keys click/Words, words, words flow/Worlds are created/ Characters
breathe on paper/Plot unfolds/Readers captured/Brilliance
achieved/Genius manifests.”
Irene placed her creation on the
table, laced her long fingers together, smiled to herself, and waited
for compliments.
Revised on May 13, 2020
Next two Mondays: two part review of Tess of the D'urbeville by Thomas Hardy
photo by Leanne Dyck
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